|me:||i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.|
|me:||and you know what else? [2000 word rant]|
a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows
tell me a secret
One time during class my drama/english teacher, who’s a devout vegan and all about not killing animals, accidentally stepped on a ladybug. He froze up and slowly cradles it in his hand and he was so heartbroken and started quoting Hamlet.
I didn’t have the heart to tell him that it was a red m&m.
I can’t breathe